What a Ring Says..

Today's Funny Thing:

(JE is trying to pull John's wedding band off of his hand)

JE: "Why can't I take this thing off? Is it taped? Is it glued?"

John: "It's very hard to remove, I have big knuckles."

JE: "But what if you need to take it off?"

Me: "John Everett, you don't take wedding rings off, it says were married"

JE: (Holding John's ring finger close to his eyes) "It doesn't say that Mommy, it says HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"